He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast and then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide ..... he looked inside,all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...and then he stuffed the turkey.
May i be the first to wish your dirty mind a merry christmas and a happy new year.
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:58 pm
3 men die on Xmas eve.
2 get in 2 heaven,St Peter says "u must have something on u that represents Xmas.
The Englishman flicks on his lighter & says its a candle.He gets in.
The Welsh man pulls out a set of keys & jingles them & says they are bells. He gets in.
The Irish man pulls out a G string & St Peter says how the do they represent Xmas? Paddy says "They're Carols"
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